lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

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runcibility:

slatestarscratchpad:

The chemical name for vitamin C is “ascorbic acid”. I always used to wonder about this one. Is being ascorbic like being acerbic? Is it like being ascetic? Absorbent? Some combination of all of them?

Today I learned that scorbi is just a Latinish way of writing scurvy. So a-scorbi-c acid is “no-scurvy acid”.

Eat this orange. It’s full of FuckScurvium.

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veggiedaddy:

crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass

me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen

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candiikismet:

fukkce:

lmaoooo

Lmao bye!!! 😂😂😂😂

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goawfma:
“a power move
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goawfma:

a power move

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claybags:

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ginger-ale-official:

updogonline:

ginger-ale-official:

updogonline:

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

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Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

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Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

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worthingtoniii:

creative writing: pros and cons

pros:
you get to make stuff up

cons:
you have to make stuff up

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yip-yip:

flower-lesbienne:

gunsandfireandshit:

casbean:

harryngtonewithyourshit:

beardedchrisevans:

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Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

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good

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

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Shout out to Harry Hill

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